Ghosts Know What I Experienced
Chapter 43.2: Hundred Ghost Parade~
Chapter 43 Part 2
At this moment, the Kuman Thong stayed in a rigid pose with a talisman stuck on its head. In its black eyes, there were no white of the eye as it stared at Xi Jia and Ye Jingzhi. It opened its mouth, and the sticky blood mixed with saliva flowed down from the corner of its mouth. It wanted to run, but it was being firmly bound by the talisman so it could only look on helplessly.
Ye Jingzhi flipped his hand and took out Wu Xiang Qing Li. With a movement of his finger, the small bronze die started to spin above the Kuman Thong’s head.
Xi Jia held Song Song and sat to the side, watching Master Ye perform the spells. It was only an ordinary requesting for Ling Xiao. Because this was an imported ghost, Ye Jingzhi also didn’t know how he should handle this Kuman Thong so he decided to ask Ling Xiao.
“Ling Xiao above, disciple is requesting a deity.”
“A dead fetus at nine months called Kuman Thong. Has been fed blood, born as yin and evil. Today, it has hurt someone. How should it be punished?”
Ye Jingzhi spat out golden words. Small golden rune characters flowed out from his lips and flew onto the Kuman Thong’s body. The small words converged and took the shape of a gigantic rune. It suppressed the Kuman Thong, making it vomit blood and howl painfully.
Once Xi Jia saw the Kuman Thong, he would remember the sticky feeling. He carried Song Song and waited for Ling Xiao to send a punishment for the Kuman Thong. Who would’ve anticipated that after five minutes, there was no movement in the skies. The winds outside were calm and the trees were still. Forget about a clap of thunder, not even a black cloud could be seen.
Xi Jia, “……”
Ye Jingzhi, “……”
Ye Jingzhi’s gaze became cold. He lifted his finger and immediately wrote a golden rune in the air. With a palm, he hit the rune onto the the Kuman Thong’s body, and the poor little ghost was hit until it vomited another mouthful of blood.
“Ling Xiao above, disciple is requesting a deity.”
Ye Jingzhi’s voice was calm as he said it again. The room was still dead silent.
Xi Jia, “Master Ye, is Ling Xiao……ignoring you?”
Ye Jingzhi, “……”
Back then when Hu Die had requested for Ling Xiao for Old Ghost, he had once been ignored by Daddy Ling Xiao. Each time Master Ye had asked for Ling Xiao, they were all quite simple. As long as he just said it, Daddy Ling Xiao would always give a lot of face and answer. However this time, Ye Jingzhi had asked for Ling Xiao twice in a row, and Daddy Ling Xiao didn’t respond at all.
Xi Jia blankly watched, failing to understand.
In front of his wife, Ye Jingzhi’s face became red. He immediately sliced his finger and let out a drop of blood. The blood filled with baleful aura instantly sealed the Kuman Thong.
“Ling Xiao above, disciple is requesting a deity!”
This time, there was suddenly a weak roll of thunder that sounded in the sky. Xi Jia was pleasantly surprised and waited for Daddy Ling Xiao to send a punishment for this Kuman Thong. He didn’t expect the thunder to only last a moment before fading away. It simply didn’t do anything to the Kuman Thong.
Xi Jia was puzzled. Ye Jingzhi raised his hand to withdraw Wu Xiang Qing Li. He looked at Xi Jia and said with a serious expression, “Ling Xiao has a message, don’t care about foreign ghosts.”
Xi Jia merely thought he was joking, and he laughed, “That’s true, after all, Ling Xiao is our Huaxia’s, and the Kuman Thong is Thailand’s.”
Ye Jingzhi gently nodded.
Xi Jia laughed again for a while before his smile suddenly stiffened, “Master Ye, what you said just now was real and not a joke?”
Ye Jingzhi thought Xi Jia believed his words. Now that he heard him asking, he said, “It’s real.”
Xi Jia, “……Ling Xiao said, don’t care about shipped ghosts?”
Ye Jingzhi thought for a bit: Are shipped ghosts foreign ghosts?
“Yes, don’t care about foreign ghosts.”
Xi Jia, “……”
Truly a Daddy Ling Xiao with principles!
Actually, Daddy Ling Xiao’s heart is also bitter.
Daddy had to deal with countless things everyday. The entire population of Huaxia was more than one billion. Including the vast mountains and rivers, it was an area of over 9.6 million square kilometers of land. Everything in the world was managed by Daddy Ling Xiao. How could Daddy have that much time everyday, getting asked here and there by people? Managing the ghosts at home was still okay. Daddy would just have to feel wronged and suffer a bit. Why should Daddy also care about a ghost from outside? Daddy wasn’t willing at all, alright?
Xi Jia never expected that Ling Xiao was actually not willing to manage this Kuman Thong. They discussed for a while and ultimately decided to hand over the Kuman Thong to the Xuanxue World Ministry of Foreign Affairs to take care of. Xi Jia also suggested, “Can they give us some points?”
Ye Jingzhi was stunned, “Points?”
Xi Jia nodded, “Yes. Master Ye, this is an imported ghost. You said before that the modou cannot distinguish the yin energy on this ghost. Then, can they be manually recognized? They can’t discriminate against it just because this ghost doesn’t have a Huaxian green card. Ghosts are all born equal. We just captured this ghost with great difficulty. Nonetheless, it is a point. It shouldn’t be divided by a hierarchy.”
Ye Jingzhi absolutely didn’t understand what he had heard, but what wife said was always right, “Okay, we’ll give it to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.”
The matter was decided like this.
The next day, Xi Jia finished the rest of his scenes and immediately wrapped up. In the evening, Fang Moting was discharged from the hospital and returned to the set. The director was surprised and urged him to quickly rest. However, Fang Moting stated that his injury was completely better.
Looking at Film Emperor Fang’s smooth shoulder, the director finally believed that Film Emperor Fang only had a small injury.
When Xi Jia was wrapping up, Fang Moting had his manager give him flowers. He smiled as he congratulated Xi Jia for finishing. Looking at his expression, the other crew members thought Xi Jia wasn’t simple and also rushed over to congratulate him. Brother Jia was in the crew for so many days, and this was the first time so many people cared and wished him well. He thanked everyone in succession and then looked at Film Emperor Fang in front.
Film Emperor Fang smiled and said, “Add my WeChat so there will be more chances to be in contact in the future.”
Xi Jia thought for a bit, but didn’t refuse.
With this kind of person, it is safer to either completely cut contact or become friends.
Master Ye who was holding Song Song and standing to the side, “……” He felt wronged to the point that he didn’t want to talk!
The speed of the Xuanxue World Ministry of Foreign Affairs was much faster than Xi Jia had imagined. Not long after Xi Jia wrapped up, there was a grip running over to tell him that there was someone outside waiting for him. The grip even deliberately said mysteriously, “A first-class beauty! Xi Jia, how are you related? Looks are super beautiful, not inferior to the female stars in the entertainment circle.”
Xi Jia got a faint idea in his mind. He went out of the set to take a look, and it was just as expected.
Hu Die had his arms crossed, and his red lips hooked up, “I happen to be in C Province lately. Leave the matter to me.”
Hu Die had come, and Xi Jia introduced him to Fang Moting.
Film Emperor Fang was worthy of being called Film Emperor Fang. When they just met, he also looked at Hu Die in shock. He glanced up and down and said after contemplating for a moment, “This master, how should I address you as?” He actually deliberately blurred the gender.
Hu Die lazily said, “Surnamed Hu. Alright, what is the situation, tell me about it.”
The two started to talk in detail.
In fact, Hu Die had never seen this kind of imported ghost, a Kuman Thong. Ye Jingzhi took out the little golden bottle that sealed the Kuman Thong. Just as Hu Die wanted to reach out and take it, Master Ye calmly put it back.
Hu Die, “?”
Ye Jingzhi indifferently said, “Give points.”
Hu Die widened his eyes, “Ha?!”
Ye Jingzhi said, “The modou is unable to discern this Kuman Thong, but it is also a ghost. It should be worth a point.”
Hu Die flew into a rage, “You receive thousands upon thousands of points each month, you want a point my ass!!!”
Ye Jingzhi’s expression didn’t change. There was a kind of resolution like “No point, no bottle.” Xi Jia who was watching to the side was extremely moved.
Master Ye was such a good man, so geilivable! The points they should have must be obtained. A point was a Benz. Brother Jia really needed this thing. Brother Jia still had a debt of 16 points!
In fact, there was something Xi Jia didn’t know, but Ye Jingzhi knew.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs was established by the Four Great Sects for the purpose of supervising the supernatural cases in the secular world. However, the Celestial Masters of the Xuanxue world weren’t Master Ye, so kind and sincere. They were all sophisticated people. Even though it was a disciple of the Four Great Sects, they weren’t willing to do such a strenuous and thankless task. So the Celestial Masters of the younger generation would get point wages from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs each time they undertook a task.
Hu Die was here to take care of the Kuman Thong incident and not here to work for free. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs gave him five points. Among them, two points were his basic wages. There other three points was for him to consider hiring other Celestial Masters to help based on the case’s difficulty. If he didn’t need to invite people for help, then those three points didn’t need to be handed over.
Now that Xi Jia and Ye Jingzhi had already caught the Kuman Thong, no matter what, some points should be given as a token of appreciation.
Master Ye was too honest. One ghost was one point. This was the rule. He only wanted to get one point, and it’ll be okay. If Brother Jia knew about this, he would absolutely make Hu Die cough up at least two points. One point for each of them. That’s more like it.
In the past, Ye Jingzhi also helped the Ministry of Foreign Affairs hunt ghosts, and Master Ye never wanted points. Hu Die depressingly muttered and unwillingly handed a point over. Even if the point wasn’t his and it was only temporarily placed with him, he was really stingy.
One point wasn’t easy to split. Ye Jingzhi took the point and directly transferred it to Xi Jia’s account. Xi Jia looked at him in shock, and Master Ye said indulgently, “All yours.” My points are also yours.
Brother Jia was nearly moved to the point of tears!
Immediately go to Chang’an and have fun, he must invite Master Ye to eat a lot of delicious food!
Daddy Ling Xiao: Don’t blame Daddy too much, Daddy is very busy. Wuwuwuwu.
Translator’s Notes: Noneeee~